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Beyonce's music can give you hints about what women want.

In this article I'm going to translate the lyrics to one of Destiny's Child's songs titled "Lose My Breath" and show you how everything that I say in my book about what women, not only is true, but women are DYING for you to realize this. They're BEGGING you to JUST LISTEN. LoL, alright, I'm messing with you, but at the same time I'm serious, check out what I have to say here and realize that this book is going to help you.

I was reading some of Beyonce's lyrics from a song called "Lose my breath" and I was blown away at how clear some women can be when they have the luxury of hitting the backspace or an eraser when trying to formulate what they're trying to say. See, it's not that men and women are that different at all, we all are unclear with what we mean when the heat is on, but when given the time to really think about, most of us CAN be clear about our feelings. Now, I'm pretty sure Beyonce' wrote the song, but it may have been another memeber of the group, either way it was written by a woman that could have any man she wants, that's all that matters for the purposes of this article.

Okay, I'm going to type out the lyrics to you in grey, and then I'm going to insert translations in red, here we go:

"Lose My Breath"

[Chorus]
Can you keep up?- Can you handle moving at my pace? Because I'm not interested in a man that is going to slow me down, both sexually or in my life.
Baby boy, make me lose my breath-Can you actually surprise me? Or are you just going to be some typical and predictable loser like 4000 other guys that just hit on me?
Bring the noise, make me lose my breath-Ya know what, I'm inviting you to come give me whatever it is your selling, do it, seriously, just give it to me.
Hit me Hard, make me lose my (Hah Hah)-And when I say "give it" I mean "GIVE IT" I don't want to be your dainty little flower I want you to give it to me like no man ever has
Can you keep up?-Now that you know what I want can you handle that? Or will you get scared like everyone else?
Baby boy, make me lose my breath- we covered this already, but I just want to double check you get exactly how much I'm dying to meet someone different
Bring the noise, make me lose my breath-What are you waiting for? Let's do it already.
Hit me Hard, make me lose my (Hah Hah)-I'm ready right now, give it to me serious

[Beyonce]
OOOh
I put it right there, made it easy for you to get to- Ya know, I'm sittin here, with my sexy outfit on, I'm TALKING to you, how many guys come up to me and I just ignore them, obviously if I'm talking to you that means I'm interested. I'm cracking jokes at you trying to get you to play around with me a little so that way we can bridge things into flirtation... I don't understand why you don't just pick up on this and mess around with me back, how are we supposed to connect if you're not going to participate?
Now you wanna act like ya don't know what to do- Jesus Christ, I'm grinding my ass on your dick on the dance floor, I'm shakin it as best as I can, I can tell you're loving it, and what are you doing for me? Nothing you're just standing there, this is so unfair. Are you a selfish piece of shit? Or are you just THAT stupid that you don't know what to do now? Just grab my ass or something, damn.
After I done everything that you asked me- You asked me out, I said okay, you told me where to be I said okay, you asked me to dance I said okay, what more do I have to do? Are you playing with me? Because it certaintly doesn't feel like we're playing. It feels like I'm going to be taking a cold shower tonight.
Grabbed you, grind you, liked you, tried you-If a woman is rubbing her ass on your cock after being on a date with you, and she's whispering in your ear, I mean what else do I have to do to get your attention? Okay fine let me start grabbin up on you.
Moved so fast baby now I can't find you-Okay, so I take ONE little risk and try to make a move on YOU and NOWWWWWW you're all uncomfortable. God... DAMNIT. I can't even touch you, I can't talk to you because you don't get what I'm trying to say. I try to come right out and say I want you by grabbing up on you and you freak out. So I can't be your slut and I can't your lady, so what the hell else is there? Eww.

OOOh
I'm startin' to believe that I'm way too much for you-Fuck this. If I can't touch you, if I can do anything, then y a know what, maybe you're just full of shit.
All that talk but it seems like it can't come through-Maybe all that game you were spittin early on wasn't you. Maybe you read that out of a book of pick up lines or some bullshit instead of just being real with me from the start. If you don't know how to be real with a woman then how do you ever expect to connect with me? If we can't connect then how can we have sex? If we can't have sex then we must just be friends.
All them lies like you could satisfy me,-Okay NOW I'm pissed, I haven't had a good orgasm in a LOOONG time, and the dildo isn't making it any easier. You had me thinking I was gonna get something REAL good tonight, man of my dreams shit. But NNNnoooooo, you're just some little loser who doesn't even know how to kiss a woman let alone make love to her.
Now I see where believing you got me-What? You thought because I came out tonight that that's all it was going to take? Like all I am is a fuckin sex toy, I'm not turned on right now, what in the world makes you think I want to have sex right now? You didn't do anything to make me want to have sex.
Gave you the wheel, but you can't drive me- I fuckin GAVE you opening after opening to work your way into me. I flirted with you to give you an opening to flirt back, I touched you so you could touch me back, but nothing, no connection, no thrill, you're treating me like I'm some fragile little flower, like I can't handle anything, trust me I can handle it. Never mind, you're just wasting my time here.

[Chorus]

[Kelly]
OOOh
Two things I don't like when I tryin' to get my groove-Listen up moron, there's two very important things I never want to happen to me when I'm in the mood to hook up and meet someone, and right now you're looking like you ARE those two things.
Is a partna that meets me only half way and just can't prove-Okay, I can't do everything, do you understand that? I shouldn't HAVE to do everything. The way you're making me feel right now, if you want ANYTHING to happen tonight, you're going to have to do EVERYTHING until you can prove to me that I'm wrong about you being a total loser.
Take me out so deep when you know you can't swim-But I don't think you CAN turn this around tonight. You brought me all the way out here, got me all ready, broke me down and then left me with nothing, because you don't know what to do next. You only have half of it figured out, you didn't do your homework, you don't know what to do, so you're about to miss out.
Need a lifeguard and I need protection-You're an ass, you have no idea what to do right now do you? You're just out in the middle of nowhere without a damn clue and I'm sittin here trying to get rid of you now.
So put it on me deep in the right direction-You had BETTER start turning things around because I did NOT come out here to this club and spend three hours getting ready and get myself all sweaty so I can't meet anyone else tonight just to end up with nothing.

OOOh
You understand the facts that I'm tryin' to give to you-Do you even get what I'm saying? I Mean I understand I'm trying to be nice and spare your feelings, but how many times can a girl look bored, annoyed and confused before you realize something isn't quite right? After all if I just come out and say it you might FREAK OUT again.
You movin' so slow like you just don't have a clue-I am honestly stupified at the fact that you can't tell what I'm trying to say to you. I know I'm not using words, but the only way you can't tell what i'm thinking right now... is if you honestly just aren't paying attention, because I'm being SO obvious right now.
Didn't mama teach you to give affection?-Maybe you're just disfunctional like Norman Bates or something, mamma never taught you how to treat a lady, or maybe mamma taught you wrong. Either way... ew.
You're the difference of a man and an adolescent-You're just some little kid pretending to be something you're not to impress your friends, or add a notch to your belt, a belt that probably doesn't have any notches at all. I bet your entire life is one big lie, you're like a little weazle aren't you? God, you disgust me, if it were legal I'd just bash your brains in right now.
It ain't you boo, so get to steppin'-Whatever, I see a guy that looks like he knows what he's doing, I've got a better chance of getting a ride home with him then I do letting you buy me another round of drinks in the hopes of getting me drunk enough that I won't notice how much of a loser you are. Yeah, you had your chance buddy, and ya blew it, so get out of my way.

[Chorus x2]

[Michelle]
If you can't make me say OOO-Let me explain something to the rest of you guys out there, if you can't do SOMETHING for me, there's someone else out there that can, so why would I stick with you? Why would I stoop to something so pathetic? If you have nothing to give, then you ARE nothing.
Like the beat of this drum-(this is just an artistic thing, backing up what I said above)
Why you ask for some and you really want none-No, ya know what, I'm pissed, why did you do this? Why did you bring me out here? Why did you ask me out? Why did you get all dressed up, have me get dressed up, why did you spend all of your money? What were you trying to do? What did you want? What are we doing if we're not doing anything? If this was us just hanging out you should have said that from the start because I thought we were gearing up for some hardcore sex.
If you can't make me say OOO-If you can't turn me on, I'm not going to be horny, if you can't keep me intersted, I'm not going to want to talk to you, if you can't be real, I'm not going to want to be around. You can't be anything.
Like the beat of this groove (just backing up what I said above)

[All]
You don't have no business in this here's your papers- Okay, you're a loser, believe me, you had your chance, you had like... fifteen chances, and you blew every one of them, you're a loser a liar and waste of my time.
Baby you are dismissed, dismissed, dismissed, dismissed, dismissed, dismissed, dismissed

... okay you can go now... god... asshole... it's time to GO, don't you get it? I'm not interested. "Oh HEY, there's my friends, okay well I'll see you later okay? Great." Damn, now you've got me lieing just so I can get away from you. Fuck you.

[Chorus x2]

end

Okay, so that's their song and the translations. Now, women are going to read that and laugh their asses off. Granted the EXACT wording may vary from woman to woman, but they all are giggling to themselves at how true it is.

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